Junction Pub, December 15, 2024 @ 11am

Please note that this event is only open to VML paying members!

Your favourite Holidays Brunch is back this year:
Food, Men in Leather, Secret Santa and more will be waiting for you!

This year we are also giving a prize to the naughtiest of you all! (See the VML Hoe 2024 above for more info!)

Please RSVP by December 10th!

 ‘Twas the night before Grunt, when all through the bathhouse
Not a puppy was stirring, not even a grouse;
The leashes were hung by the door handle with care,
In hopes that Daddy Krampus soon would be there;
The subs were nestled all snug in their slings;
While visions of Rush made them swing;
When out in the hot tub there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my hoist to see what was the matter.
The moon of the beast goin’ in the water,
Gave a lust of midday to what’s in the cloister,
I knew in a moment he must be Daddy Krampus.
More rapid than eagles he grabbed me by the nuts,
And he pulled me over, and shouted with a mighty roar:
“One, Two, Three, Four”
From the top of his voice, to the end of pen:
“Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten.”
My eyes – how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, my balls like a cherry!
VML is inviting all members to our Annual Naughty and Nice XXXMas brunch and non members are welcome to attend for a fee (limited seating, please book your spot early to avoid disappointment)
Eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns, fruit, pervy Santa, gift exchange and a lot of leather are on the books.